Hey, I recorded a quick video of your game if you'd like to check it out! 👊
WORST DATING SIM
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This was awesome. Thug titty heaven. WORST DATING SIM?!!? MORE LIKE BEST DATING SIM. So cute, I was giggling the whole time. Not being able to save really got me goin. Am I a masochist? HAHA anyways, super fun and I'm looking forward to updates! MRGRG!
this was stressful as shit
but really enjoyable ty for this masterpice
I SO LOVE THIS GAME! I played and finished it last 2 days ago but the story.... is still fresh in my mind.... and I always think how Etsu can be if he's gonna be existing in real life... just wondering lol. Aaaaaaah not a crush on a fictional character just wondering hahahaha
I know this is suppose to be shitting on dating sims/ visual novels but, I actually think it was quite funny. I see you mention that you would like to make a solid visual novel. I hope you work on a project like that because, I would enjoy to play it. I think it's awesome that there are so many "endings" Gives the player a lot of choices that feel like they matter.
ahah thank you for playing, i appreciate it. also i would expect you shitting on my dating sim since it is the worst one lol-
HEYYY NICE! this is very helpful for people that can't play/download my game thank you so much <3
Reached the end within half an hour,used the .rpy spoiler though
Anyway,great game with lots of references from p4,ace attorney and earthbound
I finally end the game. I got the GOOD ENDING and it was beatiful! I'm up to read your next VN when it comes out!...
...and I hope there will be some nsfw content... ehehehe~
aaaaa i spent 5 hours on this game ``
i loved it so much!! and i got trolled big time on that "sex" scene :^
(tho seriously are there really any NSFW pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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It's god damn hard since I haven't read the web comic, but anyway I LOVE IT!
I gottla end it soon (I've been playing it like for 2 hours and I should get some sleep 'cus it's 2am already)
Saturn, I truly LOVE this VN, good job!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK U! THANK U! THANK U!!! <333
update: I finished this game and I loved it SO much even though I was frustrated getting punched so much lmao. much love <3
OMG, i absolutely loved this game (although i was a bit frustrated, like everyone else pretty much) but enjoyed nonetheless. I thought it was a clever idea and i'm glad that i played it. Also, side note: i was originally gonna record my face and voice but for some reason my mic didn't work on my new PC. Anyway, here's the video:
Enjoy and stay tuned for part
ahhh thank you so much for playing!! and i'm glad you loved it <33 I hope you can at least get your mic fixed in the future!
hi i love this game <3 NOT gonna finish it though since I learned there's a webcomic and I'm super anal about keeping things chronological but I support your work for sure!!
The game is totally hilarious and awesome XD !
Also I can see you're a huge persona series fan judging from the music you're using :D .
If this is a shitpost I'm curious as to what you consider a masterpiece. Seriously, this is the most fun I've ever had playing a visual novel! Thank you for making this absolute treasure! ໒( ” •̀ ᗜ •́ ” )७
LOL i love this, thank you so much for making a playthrough! i'm glad youre enjoying it so far!! also etsuji won't punch you during the talking sessions ahah
This was hands down the most fun I have ever had being repeatedly punched in the gut...both literally and emotionally.
Wow, this looks like a rad game! Actually, I haven't even played it to know just how epic it is. I'm a fan of VNs and shitposts, so you pretty much sold me on that. Hell, I went on the VN section of the site today to indulge in emotional games, but I'm totally down for this too (all 69 endings? You had me at hello).
I'm gonna ditch the piano just for this. Love that $1700 piece of instrument, but it can wait unless some aliens try to abduct it for unknown reasons (and they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands). Until then...
TIME TO BE UNASHAMEDLY MASOCHISTIC!!
PLEASEEE I need help :(((. I've been playing for 3 hours and enjoying the history but when I got to it's end I got the bad ending and I don't know what I did wrong. How can I get the good ending? Is there any specific choice or something? Help me please :'((
i dont know if this counts as a hint or a straight up answer but- there's a certain point where you have to choose "i love you"
This is a Very Good game that was Incredibly Frustrating and I loved every minutes of it! It is a quality shitpost 10/10 would get punched in the face 69 times again.
I'll admit, this game was HELLA infuriating at first,, but after time, I learned which options to pick and honestly didn't care about having to skip through everything 100 times lol. It was actually much more rewarding when I got the good end because of all my work trying to find the right answers! haha
Finished all the official endings :D (Now I have to find all the 69 bad endings xD) I read your Web comic, it was amazing ! I follow you on twitter and tumblr as well (Your art is so amazing you should make a livestream when you are drawing :P)
I can't stop thinking about Etsuji (I hope that I don't fall in love with a fictional character xD) The official bad ending hurts so much :c also "My fucking restaurant" was so damn funny x)
Well I think you should post your game on steam :O or something because this visual novel is GOLD, those male characters are EXACTLY my TYPE of mens every "gay" otomo game want the muscular dude to be the dominant, and you show exactly how a manly men can be cute and bottom at the same time !
(Jiji and Etsuji are the best male in my opinions >:3)
I was searching in the files of the games and I found out there was some "auto-save" but still don't know how to use them...
(Oh and I think you shoud put a more heartbreaking bad ending... don't mind me if I post on your "ask")
thank you so much! also i'm not quite sure how to upload things on steam ahah, but if i find a way then i will! thanks for the suggestion!
This game was hilarious (but also very heartfelt at times), I just love your sense of humor. 10/10
Here's part 2 we get A TAD more frustrated in this one lol
LOL i saw omg, i totally understand punching me in the face lmao. i was going to add a checkpoint system for the game but sadly i couldnt find any tutorials on how to code that in, this is my first game ever so im no expert unfortunately ahah--
Oh my lowwrdddd It took 3 hours but I at last got both endings and typed a dang walkthrough cause oh my goodness, I can't remember to save my life. This game was amazing, and the ending was so, SO worth every game over and restart <3 <3 ^-^
q(@w@)b JiJi can be my daddy any time, if yah you what I mean
Wooooo this game is soo pissing me off I got punched 4 times in the first 5 minutes of it hahaha but it's great anyway!
Etsuji is making me die of laughter xD
Keep working on it!
I can't seem to figure out how to get the good ending. Does it require me to do anything outside of the game (mess with files) or explore literally every single failed option to "unlock" the good ending? I really need a pointer here
there's a certain point where etsuji asks the main character somethin' important, there's two choices but you probably thought the other choice would lead to a game over (so you picked the other choice)- but it actually leads to the good end!
It really is just full of ughs.
LMAO THIS IS GREAT GFHFKN honestly i don't know if I could give you any hints for answers since etsuji is an enigma even for me LOL, but i'm glad the game kept you guys entertained! i'm really happy someone made a playthrough for this thank you so much ahah, you don't have to finish it but it's all up to you! (also mrgrgr is a reference to bravely default, it's supposed to be a strange growling noise )
Hahahaha well we're glad you enjoyed it! Part 2 of it comes out Friday and we can further in that one and also a lot more frustrated lol. You got us a few times in that one! And thanks for that now we'll know how to say Mrgrgr
Oh my god!!! I love this game so much. The whole art style and the playthrough was so adroable and seeing Etsuji grow was so heartwarming. I did go through hell with the no save function and getting one of the bad endings! But on my second playthrough I realised what I did wrong and I got the official good ending and I almost cried! I hope this game gets more routes and people we can choose from but Etsuji will always be in my heart no matter what!
Thanks for making sucha great game!
SHUCKS im really happy you enjoyed it, i hope i can make more routes too! thank you so much for playing!
I just passed the last 4 hours laughing and crying (and crying of laughing) while playing this game, every bad ending was frustrating but also gave me will to continue trying (and failing), the references simply made me burst of laugher in some "serious" moments. It was so good when i got the good ending which was SO heart warming. This was a amazing experience, thank you for working on this dating sim, I loved it all. <3
I just made an account right now just to say that this game is super cool! Also, I was playing the linux version and I just gotta give you props for the ren'py gag in the later portion! Ending was super sweet and I loved it. <3
Hope you continue to create more game content in the future!
I played this game for like a good 2 hours , loving every minute of trying to progress and failing and restarting constantly and seeing the big tiddy characters evolve only to get the bad ending! I've never felt so disrespected my entire life >:C
HMMM... maybe you picked a choice you thought would lead to a game over but instead it could've given you the good end ;^) ........?
I really liked the effort you put into this game! All the choices with Etsuji felt like defusing a bomb. It might be an unpopular opinion, but I liked the no-save mechanic making the 'mistakes' that much more spicy.
I was doing everything (so much stuff) I could to get to the GOOD END, it did take me a bit of time to get there. Thanks for making the game, and I look forward to more cool stuff!
this game is fantastic! I love the characters and the bad endings even lol though I wasn't able to get all 69 :( the closer I got to the end the less willing I was, emotionally, to make Etsuji punch MC. (I named him ":3c" for reasons.)
I had a little trouble getting the "official good ending" until I realized what I was doing wrong on a second, official, run through perhaps a small hint would be appreciated by others but I don't know if my saying one would be considered a spoiler so I will leave that as a suggestion for the creator.
thank you! im glad you enjoyed it ahah, and i think i was going to add a little scene after you get the bad end that would give the player a hint but i felt like it was a little extra fghjfn but again, thank you for playing!
This game was great! It really made my day to play the game plus the shitposting in it kept making me laugh and the no save function made the wrong choices way more funny than rebooting saves. Long time fan of your art and this just keep me coming back for more. Thanks again for this wonderful visual novel can't wait to see more of your work
This game was amazing man! i played for... 2-3 hours? and enjoyed every second :D but I've got to admit not putting that save function in made me want to c r y i n s i d e . I'm going to read your webcomic now, thank u for making this masterpiece
This has got some real nice art in it! Mind if i ask what engine you're using to make it? (Because if I may suggest using Ren'py... that automatically comes with a built in save function..!)
ahh thank you so much! i used renpy! but i intentionally had the save function taken out to have the game live up to it's title ahah