AHEM I LOVE THIS GAME VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH BRO IM CRYINGGGGGGG
WORST DATING SIM
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
👊 WDS 👊
In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.
The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."
WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!
👊 FEATURES 👊
WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.
WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!
WDS is rated PG16+.
? SPOILERS ?
This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!
👊 CONTACT 👊
If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!
👊 OTHER 👊
if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!
I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!
- p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
- backgrounds are free resource
- RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous
if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, i have a patreon! (it's 18+ only tho so message me on twitter or tumblr about that lol)
Thank you for reading! <3
Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!
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this is amazing but can u make a nsfw verson
I got punch 13 times.
CHANGE THE NAME ONG THIS IS THE BEST DATING SI
THE BOOOBS THE MAN BOOBIES IM GOING INSANE I LOVE YHIS GAM
this is so fun love it!
I've never felt so happy
At first I thought this would be some weird game to play to pass the time... it's currently 11 at night and I just finished the game...that i got...yesterday... and I'm about to replay it...
thank you for making this amazing game
Okay i downloaded this just for fun just expecting a shitty shitpost and at first i felt like my expectations were right, i got so damn annoyed by just dying over and over so i just quit it at one point!! but today i played it again and oh my god I am in LOVE with Etsuji and his story and this game! it was so good and the deep talks and the deep moments were so good!!! This was super funny and also so fucking cute
100/10 pls punch me again
Just watched a vid of someone playing this unfortunately I can't play it on Android any chance of this game being available on Android?
I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH I LITTERALLY DIE TO CHOSE THE OTHER CHOICES ITS THE BEST DATING SIM IVE EVER PLAYED ITS SO CUTE (btw im a dating sim expert)I CANT MEASURE MY LOVE FOR THIS GAME RECCOMEND 1000000000000% GO PLAY IT ITS TOTALLY WORTH IT
How can one game be so good? LIKE HOW?! I literally cleared out my plans for the afternoon and IT WAS WORTH IT. This game had me laughing my ass off at almost every moment. It was also surprising how deep it was, like the fear of growing up. HOW COME THINGS THAT COME OFF SHITPOSTY END UP BEING SO GOOD!?!? Anyways 1000/10 would get punched again.
PLSS the title of the restaurant at the good ending - HAHAHAH ... anyways the scene where they make out - EHEM . this is one of my fave games probably hueheu ... and its a rly cute game in my opinion hh k
bruh how do i get the mf good end??? bro kept punching me and i kept passing out which is hilarious but I CANT GET THE GOOD END???
I just trial-and-errored it lol, I spent so many hours on it, very interesting ending if I remember correctly
that punch drive me crazy😅All I need is a save!!!!!!
This is amazing but I wished they did a nsfw version
good ending was so worth it
pls make more games like this
I enjoyed it so very much, and showed it to friends from my server :)
thanks for making this gam
aww this game was so good!! me and my bf played it together and we had so much fun! all the characters are so so endearing and etsu is.. so cute.... the sex scene though. god i rly rly thought my game crashed ... ur evil for that one bro TwT
I really like the drwaings
I didn't expect this to be for gay men since I'm a trans male and play dating sims as female protagonist most of the time but this just made me so happy. IT WASN'T THE WORST DATING SIM PROBABLY THE BEST ACTUALLY KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK AND THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE
staying up until 3 am was worth it for that good ending
every hour spent playing this was worth it
Got through the entire game to the good ending very painfully. Enjoyed every minute of this.
I am also, unfortunately, aware I cannot tell my girlfriend about the fact I played this game. I think it's better she doesn't know the side of me that came out when I was sobbing over a man with tits bigger than my future.
god this is my favorite comment
Please make a save button :')
Omg,first i through it was just another game with bad jokes and no story at all(well,you can't blame me,the tittle didn't helped),but i actually loved this game.I love the characters and loved how it ended.I just got mad cause i needed to start again a lot of times lol,but it was worth it.
arite a few second later i rage quit i couldn't do it broskis bro asking for a fucking science question
The no save points makes me wanna throw myself off a cliff but it's funny as hell
Can't get the good ending ); and the walkthrough on Youtube are long as heck!
Give us some check points pleeeeeease
I just need 1 thing... SAVE .
save.... that is all i have to say. please some sort of save. i dont want to die from punches so often
this was so good, i loved this sm! im so sad I finished it but it made me happy playing it (:
Wish it was for Android sigh 😔
i love tjis game sm, it took many tries but still i love it, they also all ahve huge honk--
''Hey, bro'' that's where I knew, I had fallen for the mommy milkers and there is no coming back
This is actually such a fun game and I was laughing so hard when I picked the wrong choices. The art is cute and beautiful! The storyline is really good -- totally worth the read. The characters too!! I love Jiji and kumochi! :D
I love this game. I really had a good laugh when I choose the wrong choices. Also, Etsuji and Jikkanji are so dang attractive, but I like Jiji the most, even though he's a father. #1 Best Dad!