A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

👊 WDS 👊

(THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 30K+ DOWNLOADS!)


In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.

The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."

WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!

👊 FEATURES 👊

WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.

WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!

WDS is rated PG16+.

? SPOILERS ?

This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!


👊 CONTACT 👊

If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!

hokawa2u (twitter)

hokawa2u (tumblr)

👊 OTHER 👊

If you would like to help with the WDS WIKIA click here!

if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!

I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!

credits:

  • p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
  • backgrounds are free resource

translation credits:

  • RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous

if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, i have a patreon! (it's 18+ only tho so message me on twitter or tumblr about that lol)

Thank you for reading! <3

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(534 total ratings)
Authorsaturn
GenreSimulation, Visual Novel
Made withRen'Py
Tags2D, Bara, Comedy, Dating Sim, Gay, LGBT, Ren'Py, Romance, Slice Of Life
Average sessionAbout an hour
LanguagesEnglish
LinksCommunity

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WDS PC 169 MB
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WDS MAC 154 MB
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WDS LINUX 159 MB
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WDS PC (RU TRANSLATION) 166 MB

Install instructions

Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!

Development log

Comments

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this had so much lore that I was clearly not prepared for

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I think this game should rename as Best dating sim. It's fucking great dammit.

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I sure love MY FUCKING RESTAURANT!! 😭 Honestly I liked getting beaten

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It's crazy how good this is wtf.

I just downloaded it because big tiddies. I did NOT expect the lore to go this hard. 

All of the characters are really likable. The lore is pretty great.

You might fail 50 times, but it's really worth it.

The only thing I would change about this is to give Gesshin and Megu a little more story in the good ending.

this is a really good game thank you ,,, ,, ,,,

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It took like 2 day to complete because I lose like 132 times, but it worth. Etsuji is so cute and weird, thats makes him better. Jiji is just the type of character that all the fandom would simp if he were a anime character.

I don't have a opinion for Mochi, Megu and the other guy. (lmao)

All I know is Bronilla best character.

Worst dating sim you mean best dating sim. Big tiddies game 10/5.

Edit : Forgot to mention,despite this is a gay dating sim (?) and I am a girl, I enjoy it very much.

Took me almost a whole day to finish, but it was totally worth it! This game is super funny and I usually don't have the patience for this sort of thing but it was funny enough that even the repetition was tolerable and it was surprisingly emotional at some points! I love the fake crash scene so much, too, it was very creative.

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I do not have to patience for this but it's great 😭

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WORST? WORST DATING SIM???? EXCUSE ME????????

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SO CUTE the game is! I love netas, characters, and the whole story. It even lets me comprehend daddy fetish for the first time, Jiji is so lovely. Of course Etuji is best.

A little disappointing point is that I expected bad end would come out to be like Etuji couldn't make it through Gesshin’s kick, for not hearing the magic word from his boyfriend or something like that. I mean, come on, after all the shits our hero had done, Etuji still thought the relationship as an entertainment for him, just because of the lack of confession? It's kind of confusing, compared with humorous mrgrgr ends before.

Anyway, it certainly brought me a good night. I had had a long time not laughing like that while playing games. Thank you!

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THIS GAME IS SO GOOD OMG THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS MASTERPIECE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE EVERY DETAIL OF IT, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER PLAYED <3 

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AI CABRON TREMENDAS TETAS TIENEN TREMENDO JUEGO

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I love giant male bozongas 10/1

bawlings my eyes out

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took me hours to avoid get smashed

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ISTG THIS IS THE BEST DATING SIM I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE!! JUST A LIL PATIENCE WILL GET YOU THERE AND IT'S DAMN WORTH IT!!!!

One Question, The making out scene is a fake crash screen on porpouse or it´s just that the game didn´t loaded correctly?? Because if it is on porpouse...1, How dare you making me spend hours to that and 2, GENIUS XD, it is funny ng

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OML THIS GAME IS AMAZING< THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST SOUP I’VE EVER HAD! whiile I wish there was a save feature I think this game is INCREDIBLE, also man boobies for the win! ´ ▽ ` )b

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This game started to frustrate the hell out of me. But I kept at it and I was NOT expecting the feels. Really love the art style and characters.

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took me 34 attempts but i made it to the good end! very cute and silly <3 lets get an F in the chat for all the protagonists who died along the way. quantum immortality ammiright

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i played this game with a friend and honestly, we had a blast!! i haven't laughed this much in quite some time!!

Okay to finish this game I had to spend over 5 hours.. dying! LMAO. It was funny experience tbh so I regret nothing. I got ALL the endings and it was worth it. I was making notes through the game and basically memorized the choices.. Anyway... I LOVED IT.

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I probably spend 7 hours on this constantly dying and then taking around 3 mins to come back just to get the bad ending.. I gave up.. 😟💦💦 it was a fun concept though. Very unpredictable.

If you're having trouble getting the good ending it all comes down to one choice you make- which is the option to say "I love you" (I believe) Instead of staying silent- But you want to stay silent for all the other ones! Every other choice is to not get punched and you should get the good end! 

OH TSYM idk why i assumed i would die if I picked that option but ty for taking the time to give me advice!! 

OFC! I literally had the same issue and watched a long playthrough only to realize it was that one choice- I'm glad I saved you from that lolz

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bitch dont hit me

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why does he kinda look like mechamaru nidai from danganronpa

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OMG the good ending I love it so much 😳 Why does every character in this game have big chest 😅😅 I love it though 👁️👁️

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CRYING AOMG (spoilers) I got to the Good End and was about to twiddle Etsuji's fiddlesticks AND WAS INTERUPPETED midway through by an odd message about how the game was 16+ anddd idk if that was intentional or not but there was a great deal of screaming into my pillow and flailing. I love this game and all its characters SO FUCKING MUCH I could LITERALLY DIE they're so amazing and funny and AAAGHHH I want to put Etsuji AKA Boobsy McGee in a snowglobe and shake him around

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no

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Yes

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BASTAA LA HISTORIA ES MUY BUENA, ME ENCANTO COMO ETSU INTENTA SER RUDO PERO AL FINAL ES MAS LINDO QUE NADA 😭. ES EL MEJOR JUEGO DE CITAS QUE EH JUGADO EN MI VIDA. APARTE DIOS QUE TETOTAS DE LOS PERSONAJES HGSGJADHASJG

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WORST DATING SIM??? THIS WAS THE CUTEST SHIT I'VE EVER PLAYED

Genuinely though, this barely read like a shitpost. What shitposty jokes there were felt average for a dating sim of this caliber and the story is so good that even if I hated them (WHICH I DON'T) I could ignore them. 

I couldn't even be particularly angry about the no save feature considering there's only two true endings AND a fast skip feature. I rarely play using saves anyway. 

The story was adorable, and I LOVED Etsuji SO SO MUCH. 

I'm definitely following so I can see what you come up with in the future!! You're awesome and I hope I get to play more of your cool games

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this is golden, ohmygod i'm crying, the story is so cute and wholesome and the ending ! tears. thank you - can't believe i've just found my actual husband

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bro i love this dating sim so much tbh i kinda cry in some point you'll understand if you plaed the game five stars 

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oh my gosh that was ridiculous. I loved it.

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THIS IS THE BEST DATING SIM I'VE PLAYED--!!

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ive seen worse

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i have 17 hours on this game and i havent finished it.. shdgfahkyecg 

Over all on how much u gonna restart the game, it was a good 3 hour game lol (Should change the name tho (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 ) but recommend the game for y'all if y'all wanna see huge man b00b$ (S/O was 50in's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and the other supporting/side characters were very ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ if yk wot I mean ofc. 8-10

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Love how cute this game was, wish we could get other stories that's connected to this universe.

Daddy Jiji PECS are on point 🥵🔥🔥🔥

and this game still owe me the PEC massage scene

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This is fun xD

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worst dating sim = best dating sim, not me finding the love of my life

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