it is incredible, though i always get the answers wrong so restarting the entire game was kinda a bummer. The story was great and intriguing. I've basically memorized the choices for how many times i would screw up, i kinda wish i could save so i could get through the story. Other than that this seemed more like "The greatest dating simulator". i loved it, great job! Keep up the good work!
WORST DATING SIM
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
👊 WDS 👊
In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.
The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."
WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!
👊 FEATURES 👊
WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.
WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!
WDS is rated PG16+.
👊 PLANNED UPDATES 👊
If the game gets some positive feedback, I'm looking forward to adding more content! So far there is only one route which is Etsuji's. I plan on making more stuff possibly! Such as ...
• A route for Kumochi!
• A route for Jikkanji!
• A route for Gesshin!
• A route for ... a new character, maybe?!
• More official endings?!
• Expanding story for side characters!
• Redoing sprites/CG because the art is kinda old ...
? SPOILERS ?
This game has a character named Etsuji. He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!
👊 CONTACT 👊
If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!
👊 OTHER 👊
if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!
I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!
- p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
- backgrounds are free resource
- RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous
if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, consider donating to my ko-fi!
Thank you for reading! <3
Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!
- THANK YO?U?85 days ago
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OH MY GOD THIS GAME WAS AMZING!!! I was not expecting this, especially after you called itshitpost, which might I add it's not. I loved this so much!! Thank you so much for making this IT WAS AMAZING!
the no save feature is on purpose, no point is asking the dev to change it haha
also PLEASE add (Jikkanji) Jiji's route <3 z
edit: i got the good ending <3 but during the sex scene before then i got this error, i clicked "reload" to go past it but still O.o
thanks for assuring others that i won't put a save feature ahah,
but the error is intentional for comedic effect lol
sure no problem :3
OH LOL the error was on purpose haha i totally fell for it goddammit XD
I'm use to playing bara visual novel games that are still in development and seeing those kind of errors be a real issue o-o
loved the game add a save!!! i got so close to the end before i got punched at 2am gave up and found a video of it =P hope you make more games with a save tho =D
I loved this game so much! You know, if the game grows in popularity, I think it'd be awesome to see merch of it, like maybe Etsuji's blue ear shirt or something like that XD
I loved the game, I would give it 5 stars, but not being able to save is really painful, I want to see the response to every question, without replaying 100 times. So... 4 stars.
I would sure buy ans support a Kumochi and Jikkanji route with full colors on kickstarter.
It would be nice if the punches didn't give a instant game over.
I came into this game not expecting much, but once finishing this game, I realized that- even without a save feature- this is one of the most memorable dating sims I've played. It was really cute and charming, it made me cry asjdhsjdha. I really enjoyed it and I'm glad I found this-!
(Though I disagree with the title of worst dating sim because hOO OoOO o bOyY, there are some really, REALLY lame dating sims out there, but this is not one of them)
thank you so much ahHHHhHH that seriously means so much to me, !! im glad you liked it!! <333
WE NEED A SAVE FEATURE PLEASE IVE RESTARTED 50 TIMES IN ONE DAY
HEWWO YOUS ALL! (This review gets kinda incoherent at points, sorry 'bout that)
This game is amazing!, it was totally worth all of those "mrgrgr"s I had to get through (Not that I didn't like those though). No idea why you called this "Worst Dating Sim", it doesn't stay true to that title. I had to space playing this throughout 3 days and I wish I didn't, it's really a fun experience and would've been better in a shorter period. This game certainly helped me get through an emotonal crisis so I have thank you for releasing this game when you did. All of the shitpost-y aspects of this game were executed perfectly in my opinion. I love the story, it really does shine, I found myself empathizing with a suprising bit of it. I thought Etsuji's shirt was a saxophone for half of the game, it took me way too long to realize it wasn't. The men have great chests, I'd sleep on any of them any time, 100% guarantee. I love the character art for this, the characters themselves are fun to get to know (and fall in love with) too. I prefer it without a save option because it'd be less fun if I didn't have to work through all of it again. If I had to describe this game in one word it'd be: YeS
ahH thank you for taking the time to write a review!! it makes me really happy to know so many people have enjoyed this game and helped make their day better (even without a save feature lmaO), i really never expected to get so much support for a shitpost so it makes me all blushy when i get reviews like this ghfjdnf- but again, seriously, thank you and i'm super happy you enjoyed it!
Ah! Thanks for the reply to my review! You totally deserve all the support you’re getting though, you’ve created something amazing. If this is considered a shitpost then it’s certainly some quality shit you’re posting~
Such an emotional rollercoaster! I really liked the pacing and the characters are so endearing! and as others have said, I ended up really liking the fact that there's no saving, definitely adds to the impact of the choices!
(and the shitposty parts were honestly so good lol)
Honestly though, Best Dating Sim.
Thank you for this wonderful game!
This game is amazing! It took me almost 4 hours to complete but it was worth it. I would definitely like to see more games like this in the future! (Hopefully with a save function to make it easier to play) Love you, Bai ;D
I beat it finally only took me 3 hours though xD. Best dating sim i've ever played. (its my first one...) I love it. And i would really appreciate more people to fall in love with, possibly a even longer story. And if it's no problem a saving mechanic so we players don't have to skip constantly to get where we are! Overall your game is still amazing and I loved the hard work and effort you put into the characters and story. Anyway this was Anorexiella and <3 you.
ahh thank you so much !! <333
All the endings!
FUCKING AWESOME GAAAAAAAAAAAME
This story is nice so far. I just hate starting all over again to get where I was! But it's alright still a bomb ass game. <3
I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW FUCKING MUCH I LOVE THIS GAME AHHHH. It takes you on an intense emotional rollercoaster, hitting you where it hurts most, but making you feel so many good emotions when you get the good ending. It's honestly mind-boggling that this game is free, I would literally pay 50 dollars to play this game again. I've had good laughs, heartfelt cries, and amazing moments filled with happiness while playing this game. 10/ fucking 10
PS: I know you're working on The Virgin Campaign right now, but you should seriously consider making another game like this. I feel like, if you really wanted to, you could succeed as an Indie game producer!
im glad you enjoyed it! if i put more time into it i could make original music/backgrounds and more art/scenes but alas it still is a shitpost game ahah, thank you so much though!! <3
Hey, I recorded a quick video of your game if you'd like to check it out! 👊
This was awesome. Thug titty heaven. WORST DATING SIM?!!? MORE LIKE BEST DATING SIM. So cute, I was giggling the whole time. Not being able to save really got me goin. Am I a masochist? HAHA anyways, super fun and I'm looking forward to updates! MRGRG!
this was stressful as shit
but really enjoyable ty for this masterpice
I SO LOVE THIS GAME! I played and finished it last 2 days ago but the story.... is still fresh in my mind.... and I always think how Etsu can be if he's gonna be existing in real life... just wondering lol. Aaaaaaah not a crush on a fictional character just wondering hahahaha
I know this is suppose to be shitting on dating sims/ visual novels but, I actually think it was quite funny. I see you mention that you would like to make a solid visual novel. I hope you work on a project like that because, I would enjoy to play it. I think it's awesome that there are so many "endings" Gives the player a lot of choices that feel like they matter.
ahah thank you for playing, i appreciate it. also i would expect you shitting on my dating sim since it is the worst one lol-
HEYYY NICE! this is very helpful for people that can't play/download my game thank you so much <3
Reached the end within half an hour,used the .rpy spoiler though
Anyway,great game with lots of references from p4,ace attorney and earthbound
I finally end the game. I got the GOOD ENDING and it was beatiful! I'm up to read your next VN when it comes out!...
...and I hope there will be some nsfw content... ehehehe~
aaaaa i spent 5 hours on this game ``
i loved it so much!! and i got trolled big time on that "sex" scene :^
(tho seriously are there really any NSFW pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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It's god damn hard since I haven't read the web comic, but anyway I LOVE IT!
I gottla end it soon (I've been playing it like for 2 hours and I should get some sleep 'cus it's 2am already)
Saturn, I truly LOVE this VN, good job!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK U! THANK U! THANK U!!! <333
update: I finished this game and I loved it SO much even though I was frustrated getting punched so much lmao. much love <3
OMG, i absolutely loved this game (although i was a bit frustrated, like everyone else pretty much) but enjoyed nonetheless. I thought it was a clever idea and i'm glad that i played it. Also, side note: i was originally gonna record my face and voice but for some reason my mic didn't work on my new PC. Anyway, here's the video:
Enjoy and stay tuned for part
ahhh thank you so much for playing!! and i'm glad you loved it <33 I hope you can at least get your mic fixed in the future!
hi i love this game <3 NOT gonna finish it though since I learned there's a webcomic and I'm super anal about keeping things chronological but I support your work for sure!!
The game is totally hilarious and awesome XD !
Also I can see you're a huge persona series fan judging from the music you're using :D .
If this is a shitpost I'm curious as to what you consider a masterpiece. Seriously, this is the most fun I've ever had playing a visual novel! Thank you for making this absolute treasure! ໒( ” •̀ ᗜ •́ ” )७
LOL i love this, thank you so much for making a playthrough! i'm glad youre enjoying it so far!! also etsuji won't punch you during the talking sessions ahah
This was hands down the most fun I have ever had being repeatedly punched in the gut...both literally and emotionally.
Wow, this looks like a rad game! Actually, I haven't even played it to know just how epic it is. I'm a fan of VNs and shitposts, so you pretty much sold me on that. Hell, I went on the VN section of the site today to indulge in emotional games, but I'm totally down for this too (all 69 endings? You had me at hello).
I'm gonna ditch the piano just for this. Love that $1700 piece of instrument, but it can wait unless some aliens try to abduct it for unknown reasons (and they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands). Until then...
TIME TO BE UNASHAMEDLY MASOCHISTIC!!
PLEASEEE I need help :(((. I've been playing for 3 hours and enjoying the history but when I got to it's end I got the bad ending and I don't know what I did wrong. How can I get the good ending? Is there any specific choice or something? Help me please :'((