A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

👊 WDS 👊

(THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 30K+ DOWNLOADS!)


In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.

The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."

WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!

👊 FEATURES 👊

WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.

WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!

WDS is rated PG16+.

? SPOILERS ?

This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!


👊 CONTACT 👊

If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!

hokawa2u (twitter)

hokawa2u (tumblr)

👊 OTHER 👊

If you would like to help with the WDS WIKIA click here!

if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!

I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!

credits:

  • p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
  • backgrounds are free resource

translation credits:

  • RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous

if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, i have a patreon! (it's 18+ only tho so message me on twitter or tumblr about that lol)

Thank you for reading! <3

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(557 total ratings)
Authorsaturn
GenreSimulation, Visual Novel
Made withRen'Py
Tags2D, Bara, Comedy, Dating Sim, Gay, LGBT, Ren'Py, Romance, Slice Of Life
Average sessionAbout an hour
LanguagesEnglish
LinksCommunity

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WDS PC 169 MB
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WDS MAC 154 MB
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WDS LINUX 159 MB
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WDS PC (RU TRANSLATION) 166 MB

Install instructions

Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!

Development log

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I am this close to rage quitting... THIS CLOSE

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No pude jugar esre juego, pero por lo que vi en videos de youtube me encanto. Ojala hubiese una version para telefonos y una traduccion a español, seguro que asi mas lo conocerian.

P.D: Etsuji es ahora mi estandar de hombre xd

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Hello~Author.. Is there any page or new"X"account you made?I really love all of characters in this story and love to see more of Etsuji.

This game was too hard, I gave up 😭

best game i've ever played 10/10

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i love and hate this game it made me want to die yet it was so fun i think more people should play it 

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this is the best novel I've ever played ngl. at first I thought it would be something funny (judging by the beginning) but in the end I almost cry, seriously. I was shocked by some of the plot twists and this censor screen just killed me xD. It's just 1000/10. I love etsu sm 

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best dating sim

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i loved this,it was so funny but so sad and so heartwarming at the same time-theres not many gay dating simulators,so i loved this. Also i LOVED Etsu and Jiji,really my type,awesome game!!id love to see more of Etsu!!

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I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE YOU FOR THAT PG16+ THING. Anyways, excellent game! I laughed, cryied and loved it.

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datz fricking adorable. almost cried at the end. 10/10

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this game made me want to die 10000/10

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false advertising, i thought this was gonna be the worst dating sim but it was actually the best <3 aaAAAH i was so invested

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I died more than 69 times,and still got the good ending! DELICIOUS, WOULD DEVOUR AGAIN

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That was fucking amazing... so much more than just man titties. 1,000/10

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Fucking hilarious. 10/10.

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does anyone know any games like this?

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if i had a dollar for each time i got punched and died, id be able to feed him all year. which isn't a lot, but wait it IS a lot. shit.

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adorable!!!!!!!! insanely CUTE
Edit: oh my god. This game is so troll. More troll than you're going to expect. 10/10

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this had so much lore that I was clearly not prepared for

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I think this game should rename as Best dating sim. It's fucking great dammit.

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I sure love MY FUCKING RESTAURANT!! 😭 Honestly I liked getting beaten

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It's crazy how good this is wtf.

I just downloaded it because big tiddies. I did NOT expect the lore to go this hard. 

All of the characters are really likable. The lore is pretty great.

You might fail 50 times, but it's really worth it.

The only thing I would change about this is to give Gesshin and Megu a little more story in the good ending.

this is a really good game thank you ,,, ,, ,,,

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It took like 2 day to complete because I lose like 132 times, but it worth. Etsuji is so cute and weird, thats makes him better.

All I know is Bronilla best character.

Worst dating sim you mean best dating sim. Big tiddies game 10/5.

Edit : Forgot to mention,despite this is a gay dating sim (?) and I am a girl, I enjoy it very much.

u should tooootally tell me the answers (IVE DIED SO MUCH HELP)

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probably you just ended the game at this point since, but here's the answers if you still want them.

There's the number of the answer, the text of the answer and the position.

1 - Maybe I should cave your face in! (2 option)

2 - Could you go away? (Last option)

3 - Do you want a dog treat too? (first option)

4 - There's a stray cat behind you! (2 option)

5 - Do you want to watch animal planet? (Last option)

6 - Stop crying! (first option)

7 - Girls? (2 option)

8 - Are you gay? (Last option)

9 - To the park? (2 option)

10 - free choice

11 - Yakitori (last option)

12 - I want to be bros! (first option)

13 - No (second option)

14 - Depends (last option)

15 - Killer whales (last option)

16 - C19H29802 (Testosterone - last option)

17 - Yes (any option)

18 - 18 (last option)

19 - punch with your best (first option)

20 - attack thug B and Etsuji will attack thug A

21 - free choice

22 - silence (last option)

23 - I love you! (first option)

24 - I'm not sure (last option)

25 - free choice

26 - Do you want headpats? (first option)

27 - Where's Vanilla?

28 - You look super cool! (last option)

29 - free choice

30 - free choice

31 - I got caught up thinking about Vanilla (third option)

32 - Us false dating! (second option)

33 - Cute (last option)

34 - free choice

35 - Cats (last option)

36 - She's so chunky (second option)

37 - Grab a fish from the river (first option)

38 - I love you (only option)

I hope it helps you or something.


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Took me almost a whole day to finish, but it was totally worth it! This game is super funny and I usually don't have the patience for this sort of thing but it was funny enough that even the repetition was tolerable and it was surprisingly emotional at some points! I love the fake crash scene so much, too, it was very creative.

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I do not have to patience for this but it's great 😭

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WORST? WORST DATING SIM???? EXCUSE ME????????

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SO CUTE the game is! I love netas, characters, and the whole story. It even lets me comprehend daddy fetish for the first time, Jiji is so lovely. Of course Etuji is best.

A little disappointing point is that I expected bad end would come out to be like Etuji couldn't make it through Gesshin’s kick, for not hearing the magic word from his boyfriend or something like that. I mean, come on, after all the shits our hero had done, Etuji still thought the relationship as an entertainment for him, just because of the lack of confession? It's kind of confusing, compared with humorous mrgrgr ends before.

Anyway, it certainly brought me a good night. I had had a long time not laughing like that while playing games. Thank you!

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THIS GAME IS SO GOOD OMG THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS MASTERPIECE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE EVERY DETAIL OF IT, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER PLAYED <3 

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AI CABRON TREMENDAS TETAS TIENEN TREMENDO JUEGO

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I love giant male bozongas 10/1

bawlings my eyes out

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took me hours to avoid get smashed

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ISTG THIS IS THE BEST DATING SIM I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE!! JUST A LIL PATIENCE WILL GET YOU THERE AND IT'S DAMN WORTH IT!!!!

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One Question, The making out scene is a fake crash screen on porpouse or it´s just that the game didn´t loaded correctly?? Because if it is on porpouse...1, How dare you making me spend hours to that and 2, GENIUS XD, it is funny ng

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OML THIS GAME IS AMAZING< THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST SOUP I’VE EVER HAD! whiile I wish there was a save feature I think this game is INCREDIBLE, also man boobies for the win! ´ ▽ ` )b

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This game started to frustrate the hell out of me. But I kept at it and I was NOT expecting the feels. Really love the art style and characters.

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took me 34 attempts but i made it to the good end! very cute and silly <3 lets get an F in the chat for all the protagonists who died along the way. quantum immortality ammiright

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i played this game with a friend and honestly, we had a blast!! i haven't laughed this much in quite some time!!

Okay to finish this game I had to spend over 5 hours.. dying! LMAO. It was funny experience tbh so I regret nothing. I got ALL the endings and it was worth it. I was making notes through the game and basically memorized the choices.. Anyway... I LOVED IT.

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I probably spend 7 hours on this constantly dying and then taking around 3 mins to come back just to get the bad ending.. I gave up.. 😟💦💦 it was a fun concept though. Very unpredictable.

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If you're having trouble getting the good ending it all comes down to one choice you make- which is the option to say "I love you" (I believe) Instead of staying silent- But you want to stay silent for all the other ones! Every other choice is to not get punched and you should get the good end! 

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OH TSYM idk why i assumed i would die if I picked that option but ty for taking the time to give me advice!! 

OFC! I literally had the same issue and watched a long playthrough only to realize it was that one choice- I'm glad I saved you from that lolz

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