WORST DATING SIM
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
👊 WDS 👊
(THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 30K+ DOWNLOADS!)
In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.
The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."
WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!
👊 FEATURES 👊
WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.
WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!
WDS is rated PG16+.
? SPOILERS ?
This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!
👊 CONTACT 👊
If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!
hokawa2u (twitter)
hokawa2u (tumblr)
👊 OTHER 👊
If you would like to help with the WDS WIKIA click here!
if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!
I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!
credits:
- p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
- backgrounds are free resource
translation credits:
- RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous
if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, i have a patreon! (it's 18+ only tho so message me on twitter or tumblr about that lol)
Thank you for reading! <3
Download
Install instructions
Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!
Development log
- hi im not deadAug 03, 2020
- new game i'm working onAug 16, 2018
- THANK YO?U?Jan 24, 2018
Comments
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this genuinely made me bawl my eyes out from laughter and being emotional i am officially obsessed with this game tysm for creating something so amazing and keep up the amazing work
I JUST FINISHED AND IT WAS WONDERFUL, WOW, It made me tear up more than once and laugh even more. Genuinely one of the best dating sims I have ever played. Also much longer than expected and had a great story I did not expect at all. 11/10
ohhh i notice the gacha life-studio wallpaper
"Hardest" is not "Worst". Real dating doesn't have a failsafe.
[({R.G.)}]
22 fails before getting the true bad ending, 10/10 [had to search for the good one LOL] i havent laughed this much in a long while, thank yous for creating this masterpiece!!
so good so good so good
dawg ive played ts countless times AND I STILL CANT GET THE GOOD ENDING WAHHHHHH MRGRGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hint: i love you
i am BRUTE FORCING THE GOOD ENDING worst dating sim my ass this rocks
UPDATE GOT IT 10/10 so cute
im sobbing this game is so ABSOLUTELY CUTEEEE!!!! Ironically best dating sim i've ever played. I wished we saw more of jiji though
I absolutely loved this game, even tho i was actually THINKING about what to say because i didnt want to start over again (i still did.) But i love this game
it would be fantastic if it were in spanish :D
for a shitpost the characters are so loveable!!!
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I don't know when the next update will be, it's been a while.
I stayed up until 4 am to finish it but for sure now my most favorite game :D
I loved it but with a slight headache and annoyance I made it to the end it was worth every tear that fell playing this.§(*￣▽￣*)§
I love this game sm! the story and the characters are interesting and engaging too. Don't get me started with Etsuji tho :p I love him sm i wanna hug him. Anyways this game was as amazing.
sat and played the whole thing in one sitting!! this was so much fun! was smiling and laughing the whole time :)))
i wanna dowload but hes so fine id rage if i got a bad ending GRRAHHHH'
RAHHH HOW. DO. I. GET. THE. GOOD. ENDING
I searched up all the routes(to get the good ending) and found them in tumbr
ok but like, cn u tell me cuz i dont have tumblr¬_¬
i dont have it either i just searched it up and it appears with someone's post in the first link, i jsut went into the website.
AUAGAHAHGAHAAG I TREID THAT AND IT STILL AINT GIVING ME THTTTTTTT
SPOILERS
****ALL OPTIONS FOR GOOD ENDING***
Maybe I should cave your face in
Could you go away?
Do you want a dog treat too?
There's a stray cat behind you!
Do you want to watch Animal Planet?
Stop crying!
Girls?
Are you gay?
To the park?
How do you eat?
(any of these questions are okay in any order till "Done talking")
Any siblings?
Are you in a gang?
Chest size
Done talking
Yakitori
I want to be bros!
No.
Depends.
Killer whales
(The last one) C19H2802
Yes
18
Punch with your best
Bash thug B Gesshin?
Kosher?
Your piercings?
Your sister?
Done Talking
... (silent treatment)
I love you
I am not sure
(as before, anything is good during the talking session so:)
Kumochi?
Vanilla?
Your sister?
Chest massage?
Done talking
Do you want head pats?
Where's Vanilla?
You look super cool
(anything goes in this talk, till done talking. I am not going to write them all down!)
(same with the talk with Kumochi!)
I got caught up thinking about Vanilla
Us false dating
Cute
(Talking session, every question is okay!)
cats!
She's so chuncky
Grab a fish from the river
I love you
Or if you want here's the link to the tumblr post:
GOOD ENDING CHOICES WALKTHROUGH
I think I laughed the entire time playing this I couldn't even get mad about it.
I loved this game so bad, I cried like twice. I'm not even a dude, not the target audience but I would die for this game. So worth the raging I did!!!
I loved this game!!! THE HASSLE IS WORTH IT!!!!
HOW DO I GET THE BAD ENDING (also i wanna write toxic yaoi )
wghy is the guy hot (also persona mentioned?? and finally bara i was dying out here)
man that's just nekomaru from danganronpa
It's a good game, but I wish I were able to save (or figure out how to save b/c this game was longer than I thought). I'm happy I stumbled upon it.
I LOVE THIS GAMEEE!!!! so guud :3 tho i was so confused when i got bad endinf LOL i realised i just was scared of getting punched again (tip for good ending; choose option "I love you" when he asks what u think of him)
Amé el juego, realmente lo amé
10/10
10/10 A lot of Big Boobed Men
я еще не прошла игру из-за того что умерла уже 16 раз ТТ. игра капец какая не предсказуема, мне кажется я потратила на нее больше часа. но мне понравилось. попытаюсь сквозь боль и слезы пройти ее :33
ILVLEO THIS MAN WITH MY WHOLE HWEAR5TGEITU
This was so goood!! The plot, the art, the ending, just mwah! 😁😁👌👌✨✨✨✨
Ojalá poder jugarlo en android
BRUh theyre bigger than mine...
I finished it after almost 4 hours, I don't regret a single second <3
thank u for create the most silly and beautiful date sim ever✨
this...game...was...AWESOME!! the earthbound and ace attorney references had me DEAD
now why was the bro quiz that hard i died like 20 times
Android version pls😢😢😢