now why was the bro quiz that hard i died like 20 times

Android version pls😢😢😢

You wouldn't believe how many times I cried with this game today but I'm glad I didn't quit after having to start from scratch so many times, I think I even memorized it lol 

you know what the 3 days and 50 rage quits where worth for the end would def recomand

can we have him shirtless and oiled up for no reason... lo

omg i love and hate this game,maybe there will be a few spoilers idk if u consider it as it but Ill vent.

I spent maybe an hour without internet and tired of being punched everytime I tried to be myself, finally when my braincells fking died I started to choose the silliest answers it was working but not enough omg when I thought I was doing great I got bad end 4 TIMES wondering what I did wrong and omg it was bc of the most silliest answer in life bc I was too afraid of asking it and get PUNCHED AGAIN AND RETRY. WELL DESERVED NAME, BUT I LOVED EVERY SECOND

can we see him oiled up pls

This game gave me the biggest limerence for a character that doesn't even exist irl.

To play this game you need to be PATIENT..

not patient,

PATIENT

But is fun af XD

I know its supposed to be sarcastic and the name is littearly the worst dating sim tho unironicaly this was one of the best dating sims ive ever played lol

big boobs all around

About the game, I love it <3. All you need is just some patience :] (and a bit of masochism) to play it through the end. The story is great!! You get dialogues if you choose the wrong option before you are punched. It was fun as heck!! And oh god...Etsuji, is such a tsundere!!!! How cute!! You should definitely play it :D.
Soo I'm the type of person who tries to get all the endings in a visual game and try to explore every options to see what dialogue/scenario it contains and what effect it has on the storyline. So I do shit tons of saving. But.... this game... DOESN'T HAVE A SAVE OPTION!!! Even tho I knew that I still downloaded it UwU.
After through many errors and trials,(didn't even watch any walkthroughs or searched for the right options. Maybe I am a masochist...) I reached it, an ending, it was the official bad end ;-;.
I planned to go for the official good end but my laptop decided to go brokey and I lost all my data ;-;. I'll download it again when my laptop is well and hope that I'll reach the good end. And yes, I plan to ramble here after I get the good end too. Bear with me.
And at last,
!!Contains spoiler. Just a lil bit of it!!

When Mochi was hurt I cried. I genuinely thought he was ded. T~T
Didn't read the webcomic but I plan to read it soon. Kudos to the dev to make such an amazing game. It was the best!!!

So i did look up some hints for how to get the right answers so i can stay invested in the storyline but boy was it worth it. This game has absolutely everything you could ever ask for from a dating sim. its so goofy and lighthearted, however at the same time, it tugged at the heartstrings. All the characters have such in depth personailities and you get so emotionally attached to all of them. The difficulty element also makes the game seem more interesting, and when youre waiting for that fateful last day, you feel the same anxiety that your character must be feeling. THE PLOT TWISTS AS WELL MY LORD, im not gonna spoil them here but it aqlmost felt like a bit of detective work trying to piece together all the events. if youre reading this comment, trying to decide if you should play this game, my advice would be do it. put aside a few hours, get cosy and explore everything this game has to offer.

my one and only criticism is that the game is not an 18+ because DAMN I WANTED TO SEE AN UNCENSORED VERSION OF *THAT* SCENE.

my hats off to the dev, thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed it, please download if you havent already.

ACE ATTORNEY REFRENCE!!!! MY SOUL HAS BEEN CLEANSED ALL MY RAGE HAS MELTED AWAY THANK YOU PHOENIX WRIGHT 

I am this close to rage quitting... THIS CLOSE

No pude jugar esre juego, pero por lo que vi en videos de youtube me encanto. Ojala hubiese una version para telefonos y una traduccion a español, seguro que asi mas lo conocerian.

P.D: Etsuji es ahora mi estandar de hombre xd

Hello~Author.. Is there any page or new"X"account you made?I really love all of characters in this story and love to see more of Etsuji.

This game was too hard, I gave up 😭

best game i've ever played 10/10

i love and hate this game it made me want to die yet it was so fun i think more people should play it 

this is the best novel I've ever played ngl. at first I thought it would be something funny (judging by the beginning) but in the end I almost cry, seriously. I was shocked by some of the plot twists and this censor screen just killed me xD. It's just 1000/10. I love etsu sm 

best dating sim

i loved this,it was so funny but so sad and so heartwarming at the same time-theres not many gay dating simulators,so i loved this. Also i LOVED Etsu and Jiji,really my type,awesome game!!id love to see more of Etsu!!

I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE YOU FOR THAT PG16+ THING. Anyways, excellent game! I laughed, cryied and loved it.

datz fricking adorable. almost cried at the end. 10/10

this game made me want to die 10000/10

false advertising, i thought this was gonna be the worst dating sim but it was actually the best <3 aaAAAH i was so invested

I died more than 69 times,and still got the good ending! DELICIOUS, WOULD DEVOUR AGAIN

That was fucking amazing... so much more than just man titties. 1,000/10

Fucking hilarious. 10/10.

does anyone know any games like this?

if i had a dollar for each time i got punched and died, id be able to feed him all year. which isn't a lot, but wait it IS a lot. shit.

adorable!!!!!!!! insanely CUTE
Edit: oh my god. This game is so troll. More troll than you're going to expect. 10/10

this had so much lore that I was clearly not prepared for

I think this game should rename as Best dating sim. It's fucking great dammit.

I sure love MY FUCKING RESTAURANT!! 😭 Honestly I liked getting beaten

It's crazy how good this is wtf.

I just downloaded it because big tiddies. I did NOT expect the lore to go this hard. 

All of the characters are really likable. The lore is pretty great.

You might fail 50 times, but it's really worth it.

The only thing I would change about this is to give Gesshin and Megu a little more story in the good ending.

this is a really good game thank you ,,, ,, ,,,

Took me almost a whole day to finish, but it was totally worth it! This game is super funny and I usually don't have the patience for this sort of thing but it was funny enough that even the repetition was tolerable and it was surprisingly emotional at some points! I love the fake crash scene so much, too, it was very creative.