A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

👊 WDS 👊

(THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 17K+ DOWNLOADS!)


In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.

The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."

WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!

👊 FEATURES 👊

WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.

WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!

WDS is rated PG16+.

👊 PLANNED UPDATES 👊

If the game gets some positive feedback, I'm looking forward to adding more content! So far there is only one route which is Etsuji's. I plan on making more stuff possibly! Such as ...

• A route for Kumochi!

•  A route for Jikkanji!

•  A route for Gesshin!

•  A route for ... a new character, maybe?!

• More official endings?!

• Expanding story for side characters!

• Redoing sprites/CG because the art is kinda old ...

? SPOILERS ?

This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!


👊 CONTACT 👊

If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!

https://twitter.com/hokawazu

http://hokawazu.tumblr.com/

👊 OTHER 👊

If you would like to help with the WDS WIKIA click here!

if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!

I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!

credits:

  • p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
  • backgrounds are free resource

translation credits:

  • RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous

if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, consider donating to my ko-fi!

Thank you for reading! <3

Install instructions

Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!

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WDS PC 169 MB
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WDS MAC 154 MB
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WDS LINUX 159 MB
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WDS PC (RU TRANSLATION) 166 MB

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i love the game its really fun and you fall in love with the caharacters its amazing i wish there was a rated 18+ verson for us to play i thnink that would be nice so we could see a nice and intrasting scene towerds the end 

This game is fucking wonderful! I haven't play all of it, but I wanted to share my thoughts because, why not?

The only bad thing that I can say about it is that everytime you fail, you have to start all over again. A save and load system would be great!!

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biggest fucking tits i ever seen lol huge bonkerdaboonies

I'm late but I'm playing this and tHIS IS SO GOOD BUT SO PTSD TRIGGER INDUCING AHAHHAHA I will appreciate the save function even more now. But gosh, I also love that you can't save it, it adds another layer of fun :'D

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I spent around 4-5 hours getting the good ending. A save feature would've been great, but for once it was a gay visual novel without sex so I pushed through it. Awesome story though, I got hooked. It got a lot less shitposty towards the end. I got like 30 gameovers. Skipping through it to get back to the point I was at really hurt. For what it is I'll give it a 6.9/10

Edit: A certain part of it was misleading so I changed it.

Is it possible for you to add a save feature?

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Hokawazu is very clearly a Kanji Tatsumi fan. I very much approve.

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this is the best fucking game i've ever played in my life

I love bara tiddies god bless

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This game is such a shitpost, I love it.

But please for the love of everything that is MRGRGR, add a save function, gahh my nerves.

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Day 453, Attempt 12390

Stil nowhere closer to finishing Etsuji's route T-T

Jokes aside this game is actually quite cool. There's no saving function, but I guess that's a part of the charm <3

I watched the playthrough and It was just so good! I love sex and all, but what I really want in dating sims are happy endings and sweet romance. Hope you continue the development of these game! Even Megu and Etsuko are sexy for a dating sim about Men. I really want to download this when I get my personal computer.

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This is far from the worst dating sim. I originally thought it would just be a shitpost from beginning to end, but it actually got its hooks in me after I pushed through the first bit of trial and error. Super funny and charming, I hope you eventually decide to expand upon it in the future.

That game is so great on so many levels! In so short game so many plot twists and SOOO CUTE AND COOL CHARACTERS! I rarely laugh at jokes in novels, but here I had fun (false error near the end in particular, even though I felt it like a punch in a face :D). And good ending is just great! I want moar...but with some kind of save slot ;D

BUT it's so intresting how are we getting to know him everytime we don't get punhed....

I- I'm getting tortured every second ma dude XD

The game is great, I love the character arc especially. 10/10. This is some high quality content even if it was a bit frustrating the further along I got.

Also on a side note I finished this game and it was super fun~

XD by the way this game is created by Unity right? I am a beginner to coding and making games and stuff but I was thinking of one upping my friend to their present by making them a short dating sim as a present. Would unity 3D be a good beginner game making app or is there something more beginner friendly?

I rarely comment, but holy shit... this... this game was amazing. It truly is the worst dating sim because I failed so many times, but I couldn't stop playing because I wanted to keep learning more about all of the characters. It's terribly addicting, keep up the great work!!!

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Would it be too much to ask for a friggin save log HHHHHH GODDAMN IT EVRY SINGLE TIME YOU GET CLOBBERED YOU START FROM TEH FRIGGIN BEGINNING JUST ONE SAVE LOG EVEN AT LEAST WITH LIKE EVRY DAY PASSES BY WOULD BE FINE JUST AUTO SAVES OR ONLY LETTING YOU SAVE AT THE START OF A NEW DAY JUST ONE SAVE LOG-

GODDAMNIT THIS GAME IM SUFFERING-

I loved this

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Please give us Android version too :)

Abusive Relationship Simulator... thats what the game should be called lol

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He's sensitive. And expresses it through physical violence.

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I know I will get hate for this but I want to experience this game but I can't if I keep getting punched.Thre's no save option either so I'm having to remember the choices by memory. I'm getting more pissed off as I keep getting punched.

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are you allowed to lie in the title of your game like that??? because this was hilarious and literally the best possible use of the last 5 hours of my life ever. literally every character was so likable and funny (even thugs a and b killed me, and the 'i must maintain my one hand in jacket pocket and one hand in pants pocket pose' joke was perfect) and the cursor is a fist!?!? amazing!! also i want jikkanji to be my new dad please. 

literally the only semi-negative thing i can say is that most of the characters were really similar looking and it got a biiit confusing. like i was pretty sure there was going to be a plot twist that gesshin and etsuji were going to be like...estranged twin brothers or something, but needless to say, that didn't happen.

anyways, in summary, you're a fantastic writer (if i start getting into specific scenes and jokes that i loved, this comment will never end) and i would kill and die to see more from you; thank you for this gift!!

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this was so cute!! I kinda wish there was a save feature so I didn't have to replay it fifty times but I get why there wasn't :p the bara tiddies def make up for it ❤️ lmfao

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oh and i can't wait for the rest of the guys' routes! ..jiji especially 🥵

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the BIGGEST FUCKING uwu i've ever had in my whole life

HELL YEAAAAaAAaAAAAAAAH

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Хорошо. ОЧЕНЬ ХОРОШО.Я не умею описывать свои эмоции текстом, это реально очень хорошо, я реально насладился игрой . Я получил огромное удовольствие от прохождения, но вырезанную сцену секса я не прощу никогда.     NEVER

Отдельное спасибо за Русификатор. 


спасибо, добро пожаловать за трещину

I actually.... really enjoyed this. Would genuinely love to see a fully-developed version (with...the option to save).

Here's the video I made of my, uh, experiences with Etsuji:

oh god, this really nails it into being the worst and the best dating sim ever. i was so frustrated but enjoyed too much the irony to be mad. it is so fitting that you cant save, and that any bad option gets you punched. if the other characters become available to date it'd be awesome. i'm eagerly waiting, really loved this!

i played this game 4 the first time when it first came out in 2018 and tbh???? still always thinking ab it 2 this day tysm 4 making the best dating sim 2 exist ever.

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where jiji content ? :o

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The no save feature is a punch to the gut(literally and metaphorically) every single time i fail but all in all, this game is great. 

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i'm literally crying abt kumochi and you hit me with an ace attorney ref????????? are you KIDDING me?? i was SOBBINg?????

hey excuse me how am i NOT supposed to take this seriously??

Will there be android version?

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THIS GAME IS AMAZING!!! <3 

I really enjoy the story and the characters! My only problem is that there is not save function!!! When Etsuji ends you, I literally need to restart from the beginning...That is not fun at all. Other than that, This game is flawless!

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I LOVE KUMOCHI SO MUCH. I can't wait to see if he actually has a route. 😭

I also really loved the humor of this game.

When I first found this game, I saw that it had a comedy tag and that it was free. So, I downloaded it right away... Without reading the description. So after a while of playing the game I realized the MC was male and I thought it was sweet how this story unfolded. 

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brooo this shi made me cry it's so fricking good. Take a moment to play this game, the good ending is so pure. I love the art and story and EVERYTHING. I hope they make more games if this is just a "shit post" then i would love to see them at their full potential

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I haven't made it to the end yet (it's taking awhile lol) but I'm very amused and entertained! Etsuji is freaking adorable, especially when blushing or Vanilla is on his shoulder. I love how rough and tough he acts, but when it comes to relationships he's super careful (asking how old you are, not wanting physical contact) and for a game that's basically crack XD, it's a nice touch. Can't wait to finish it, wish the other guys were available!

Awesome game.


Will there be a android version?

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