A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

馃憡 WDS 馃憡

(THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 30K+ DOWNLOADS!)


In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.

The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."

WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!

馃憡 FEATURES 馃憡

WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.

WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!

WDS is rated PG16+.

? SPOILERS ?

This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!


馃憡 CONTACT 馃憡

If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!

hokawa2u (twitter)

hokawa2u (tumblr)

馃憡 OTHER 馃憡

If you would like to help with the WDS WIKIA click here!

if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!

I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!

credits:

  • p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
  • backgrounds are free resource

translation credits:

  • RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous

if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, i have a patreon! (it's 18+ only tho so message me on twitter or tumblr about that lol)

Thank you for reading! <3

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(430 total ratings)
Authorsaturn
GenreSimulation, Visual Novel
Made withRen'Py
Tags2D, Bara, Comedy, Dating Sim, Gay, LGBT, Ren'Py, Romance, Slice Of Life
Average sessionAbout an hour
LanguagesEnglish
LinksCommunity

Install instructions

Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!

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WDS PC 169 MB
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WDS MAC 154 MB
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WDS LINUX 159 MB
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WDS PC (RU TRANSLATION) 166 MB

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Comments

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This game is amazing! At some point I even cried ahah

Thanks for the amazing work of art<3

I feel so frustrated I got Bad Ending *tears*

Don't feel too bad. It took me like 3 hours to try to figure out how to get the good ending and in the end I had someone else tell me because it was so hard to get.

i saved myself the trouble after getting pummled to death more times than i could count haha

yeah I tried every option other than the correct option because I was too reluctant to look it up heheh

This Was a really awesome game! Probably my favorite dating sim now. It was a long time getting to the end but man it was worth it! Great characters, great story, fantastic ending. 10/10 finna go play again.

Is there a chance that you can add Spanish subtitles?

and well, I have to say that this is my fav sim game jajdsa I love it <3.

Android?馃

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I was expecting this to just be a joke game but it was genuinely incredibly compelling to me. 5/5 must play. 

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AHEM I LOVE THIS GAME VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH BRO IM CRYINGGGGGGG

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 this is amazing but can u make a nsfw verson

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go outside

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touch grass dude

hxd he said t-touch G R A S S hahahahaha le funny indian memexd grass

what, cant really understand your 2017 typing humor

what, cant really understand your 2017 typing humor

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bffr

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I got punch 13 times.

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CHANGE THE NAME ONG THIS IS THE BEST DATING SI

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THE BOOOBS THE MAN BOOBIES IM GOING INSANE I LOVE YHIS GAM

this is so fun love it!

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I've never felt so happy

At first I thought this would be some weird game to play to pass the time... it's currently 11 at night and I just finished the game...that i got...yesterday... and I'm about to replay it...

thank you for making this amazing game

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Okay i downloaded this just for fun just expecting a shitty shitpost and at first i felt like my expectations were right, i got so damn annoyed by just dying over and over so i just quit it at one point!! but today i played it again and oh my god I am in LOVE with Etsuji and his story and this game! it was so good and the deep talks and the deep moments were so good!!! This was super funny and also so fucking cute 

100/10 pls punch me again

Just watched a vid of someone playing this unfortunately I can't play it on Android any chance of this game being available on Android?

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I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH I LITTERALLY DIE TO CHOSE THE OTHER CHOICES ITS THE BEST DATING SIM IVE EVER PLAYED ITS SO CUTE (btw im a dating sim expert)I CANT MEASURE MY LOVE FOR THIS GAME RECCOMEND 1000000000000% GO PLAY IT ITS TOTALLY WORTH IT

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How can one game be so good? LIKE HOW?! I literally cleared out my plans for the afternoon and IT WAS WORTH IT. This game had me laughing my ass off at almost every moment. It was also surprising how deep it was, like the fear of growing up. HOW COME THINGS THAT COME OFF SHITPOSTY END UP BEING SO GOOD!?!? Anyways 1000/10 would get punched again.

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PLSS the title of the restaurant at the good ending - HAHAHAH ... anyways the scene where they make out - EHEM . this is one of my fave games probably hueheu ... and its a rly cute game in my opinion hh k

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bruh how do i get the mf good end??? bro kept punching me and i kept passing out which is hilarious but I CANT GET THE GOOD END???

I just trial-and-errored it lol, I spent so many hours on it, very interesting ending if I remember correctly 

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oml i did get it, i think its bc when we were outside the store,, and he asks how u feel abt him.. i said i loved him then i FINALLY GOT the good end which was so worth it<333 tysm

oml i did get it, i think its bc when we were outside the store,, and he asks how u feel abt him.. i said i loved him then i FINALLY GOT the good end which was so worth it<333 tysm

that punch drive me crazy馃槄All I need is a save!!!!!!

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This is amazing but I wished they did a nsfw version

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good ending was so worth it
pls make more games like this
I enjoyed it so very much, and showed it to friends from my server :)
thanks for making this gam

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aww this game was so good!! me and my bf played it together and we had so much fun! all the characters are so so endearing and etsu is.. so cute.... the sex scene though. god i rly rly thought my game crashed ... ur evil for that one bro TwT

I really like the drwaings

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I didn't expect this to be for gay men since I'm a trans male and play dating sims as female protagonist most of the time but this just made me so happy. IT WASN'T THE WORST DATING SIM PROBABLY THE BEST ACTUALLY KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK AND THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE 

staying up until 3 am was worth it for that good ending

every hour spent playing this was worth it

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Got through the entire game to the good ending very painfully. Enjoyed every minute of this.


I am also, unfortunately, aware I cannot tell my girlfriend about the fact I played this game. I think it's better she doesn't know the side of me that came out when I was sobbing over a man with tits bigger than my future.

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god this is my favorite comment

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thank you I am still hiding this from my girlfriend if you were interested in a follow up.

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Please make a save button :')

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Omg,first i through it was just another game with bad jokes and no story at all(well,you can't blame me,the tittle didn't helped),but i actually loved this game.I love the characters and loved how it ended.I just got mad cause i needed to start again a lot of times lol,but it was worth it.

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arite a few second later i rage quit i couldn't do it broskis bro asking for a fucking science question

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The no save points makes me wanna throw myself off a cliff but it's funny as hell

Can't get the good ending ); and the walkthrough on Youtube are long as heck!

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Give us some check points pleeeeeease

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That is the point that you don't have checkpoints

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I just need 1 thing... SAVE .

It doesn't have a save 馃拃

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save.... that is all i have to say. please some sort of save. i dont want to die from punches so often 

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this was so good, i loved this sm! im so sad I finished it but it made me happy playing it (:

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Wish it was for Android sigh 馃様

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