I know I will get hate for this but I want to experience this game but I can't if I keep getting punched.Thre's no save option either so I'm having to remember the choices by memory. I'm getting more pissed off as I keep getting punched.
WORST DATING SIM
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
👊 WDS 👊
In modern day Japan there lives two rival gangs: Spurious and Kosher.
The Kosher gang demands justice while Spurious demands freedom. While these two gangs are causing a ruckus, there is a lonesome boy caught up in all of it. It's you! A total loser who is deathly afraid of thugs. But perhaps you can overcome your fear? Maybe you can even ... fall in love?! Or get punched a lot accompanied by a voice grumbling "MRGRGR."
WORST DATING SIM is a shitpost dating sim involving thugs, hugs, and ughs. I hope you enjoy!
👊 FEATURES 👊
WORST DATING SIM (WDS) has absolutely NO SAVE FUNCTION! Incredible, right? And if you're a masochist, you're in luck! WDS has 69 BAD ENDS (the number was unintentional, I swear) where you get punched! This game also contains some blood, ew.
WDS has one OFFICIAL bad end and one OFFICIAL good end!
WDS is rated PG16+.
👊 PLANNED UPDATES 👊
If the game gets some positive feedback, I'm looking forward to adding more content! So far there is only one route which is Etsuji's. I plan on making more stuff possibly! Such as ...
• A route for Kumochi!
• A route for Jikkanji!
• A route for Gesshin!
• A route for ... a new character, maybe?!
• More official endings?!
• Expanding story for side characters!
• Redoing sprites/CG because the art is kinda old ...
? SPOILERS ?
This game has a character named Etsuji, He's from my webcomic: There, There. This game contains spoilers for Etsuji's character arc, but if you're hardcore then play the game if you wish!
👊 CONTACT 👊
If you wish to make fan art, playthroughs, fandubs, cosplay, roleplay accounts, ocs, etc. for this game, I would love to see it! And If you would like to translate the game to a different language, or if you find any issues or grammar errors, OR just simply want to send me art/videos, contact me on twitter preferably!
👊 OTHER 👊
if you would like to make any mods for this game i would appreciate if you asked me first!
I plan on making more visual novels in the future (hopefully less shitpost-y and actually have a save function lol) and it would mean a lot if you guys would support me if you enjoyed this game, the best way to support me would be to share this game with your friends! It's my first game ... ever ... and I'm really excited to officially release it, so I would love to know what you think and if you would like to see more content from me!
- p3/p4/earthbound/ace attorney music used (along with some anime ost)
- backgrounds are free resource
- RUSSIAN: translator wishes to remain anonymous
if you liked the game and wish to see more future content from me, consider donating to my ko-fi!
Thank you for reading! <3
Please unzip the file into a folder if you're having trouble opening the game. The text may automatically skip suddenly so I recommend turning the text speed down halfway, or just check the text history by going into options and scrolling up on your scroll wheel!
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are you allowed to lie in the title of your game like that??? because this was hilarious and literally the best possible use of the last 5 hours of my life ever. literally every character was so likable and funny (even thugs a and b killed me, and the 'i must maintain my one hand in jacket pocket and one hand in pants pocket pose' joke was perfect) and the cursor is a fist!?!? amazing!! also i want jikkanji to be my new dad please.
literally the only semi-negative thing i can say is that most of the characters were really similar looking and it got a biiit confusing. like i was pretty sure there was going to be a plot twist that gesshin and etsuji were going to be like...estranged twin brothers or something, but needless to say, that didn't happen.
anyways, in summary, you're a fantastic writer (if i start getting into specific scenes and jokes that i loved, this comment will never end) and i would kill and die to see more from you; thank you for this gift!!
this was so cute!! I kinda wish there was a save feature so I didn't have to replay it fifty times but I get why there wasn't :p the bara tiddies def make up for it ❤️ lmfao
the BIGGEST FUCKING uwu i've ever had in my whole life
Хорошо. ОЧЕНЬ ХОРОШО.Я не умею описывать свои эмоции текстом, это реально очень хорошо, я реально насладился игрой . Я получил огромное удовольствие от прохождения, но вырезанную сцену секса я не прощу никогда. NEVER
Отдельное спасибо за Русификатор.
I actually.... really enjoyed this. Would genuinely love to see a fully-developed version (with...the option to save).
Here's the video I made of my, uh, experiences with Etsuji:
oh god, this really nails it into being the worst and the best dating sim ever. i was so frustrated but enjoyed too much the irony to be mad. it is so fitting that you cant save, and that any bad option gets you punched. if the other characters become available to date it'd be awesome. i'm eagerly waiting, really loved this!
i played this game 4 the first time when it first came out in 2018 and tbh???? still always thinking ab it 2 this day tysm 4 making the best dating sim 2 exist ever.
where jiji content ? :o
The no save feature is a punch to the gut(literally and metaphorically) every single time i fail but all in all, this game is great.
i'm literally crying abt kumochi and you hit me with an ace attorney ref????????? are you KIDDING me?? i was SOBBINg?????
hey excuse me how am i NOT supposed to take this seriously??
Will there be android version?
THIS GAME IS AMAZING!!! <3
I really enjoy the story and the characters! My only problem is that there is not save function!!! When Etsuji ends you, I literally need to restart from the beginning...That is not fun at all. Other than that, This game is flawless!
I LOVE KUMOCHI SO MUCH. I can't wait to see if he actually has a route. 😭
I also really loved the humor of this game.
When I first found this game, I saw that it had a comedy tag and that it was free. So, I downloaded it right away... Without reading the description. So after a while of playing the game I realized the MC was male and I thought it was sweet how this story unfolded.
brooo this shi made me cry it's so fricking good. Take a moment to play this game, the good ending is so pure. I love the art and story and EVERYTHING. I hope they make more games if this is just a "shit post" then i would love to see them at their full potential
I haven't made it to the end yet (it's taking awhile lol) but I'm very amused and entertained! Etsuji is freaking adorable, especially when blushing or Vanilla is on his shoulder. I love how rough and tough he acts, but when it comes to relationships he's super careful (asking how old you are, not wanting physical contact) and for a game that's basically crack XD, it's a nice touch. Can't wait to finish it, wish the other guys were available!
Will there be a android version?
I loved it ! I first got the bad ending, then I spent 3 hours trying to find what I did wrong, and I was so happy to finally see the good ending !
I'll look forward to your next game now !
what happens in a bad ending?
Well... I've played for like 3 hours and still couldn't finish the game. At first I only laughed whenever I got punched, but after 2 hours I was SO STRESSED! Still, it was really funny!!
I know the main character was male but I couldn't stop thinking it was female. You know, the cute high schooler girl that starts going out with delinquents, just like in the mangas.
Even if the name is Worst Dating Sim it was certainly one of the best I've ever played.
holy fuck. How can a game be SO STRESSFUL yet so hilarious? I stg I lost my shit whenever I got punched, it's the funniest thing and i ain't even mad. The amount of times I said "are you fucking kidding me" and "I swear to god" is staggering. But in the end, this is ironically one of the best visual novels I've ever played. 10/10 bara tiddies, bless your meme loving soul <333
Laasst comment I swear. Finish the game, got the bad ending first, was disappointed, found what a did wrong, and said "god damnit".
Disappointing that there was no sex scene, but I guess that throws off the narrative.
The Good Ending is a bit... unrealistic but I guess it's okay.
I enjoy the script writing too. It doesn't sound like typical fanfiction, such as when reading male character lines you can still tell it's a female "talking" if that makes sense.
Definitely frustrating to go through the game over and over again. Helps me build perseverance I guess. I enjoy the story but I suggest giving a faster way to skip through dialogue than a small "skip" button in the corner. Really gives insight to gang violence issues. People who are not catered to in a one-way society are thrown out to fend for themselves and form gangs.
Edit: Can I date Mochi, too?
Just finished the game......and it was awesome!!! I mean it, I loved it (even tho my face hurts for all the punches I got) and it made me laughs. I hope to see more from you in the future, awesome job "bro".
WOOHOO i just fnished it oh my god
it really lived up to its name but in a good way
The best 4 hours of this week,for sure. Everything is beautiful bro! The characters,the dialogue hhfff GREAT JOB MAN
Excited to see what's to come! Good luck on your everything!
Oh my gosh this game is so adorable. I've barely made it past the bro test but I'm already completely enthralled. Amazing game and the drawings are sweet!
ok that was like really good i loved it thanks >>????!??!??
My heart fluttered... Loved the chemistry between the two main characters. And Kumochi is such an interesting character... Loved it. However the save button was much missed. Please consider it, even though it wasn't your intention including one. It made my experience of playing the game more stressful. Thank you for this experience anyway!
I was definitely not expecting this game to be as amazing as it is. The title is very misleading. The humor was perfect and actually made me laugh, which is a bit difficult to do, and it was a surprisingly sweet game for how many times I was punched. Thank you for creating this honest to god masterpiece.
Enjoyed this game alot, although the fact that when you messed up you had to replay the game from start (thank god for the skip option) was just a bit tiring (although it had a weird charm), the story was really fun and the characters were fucking amazing. Hope you make a route for ma boi mochi.
It was hilarious and surprisingly very sweet
Loved it a lot
I am in love, I didn't think I'd go through that kind of emotional rollercoaster while playing this, all the character are so adorable and I might've cried a lil bit-
Hi, I've played this a bit. I like it so far, and I can respect the fact that you don't want to include a save system. However, have you considered making the name be persistent so it doesn't have to be re-entered every time you fail and are forced to restart?
i do think adding the name system is unique, so i think i'll leave it, i apologize! and you can press enter if it is bugging you.
I loved this game soo much!! <3 the story is fantastic and Etsuji is just frigging adorable ;-; also, I'm obsessed with Gesshin's Eat Pant t-shirt at the end hahaha
I'm so looking forward to your next game ^^
loved it, also gave me good memory from having to remember all the answers to every question every time i got one wrong (all of them xD)
Hey, you should make an Android version!
this is honestly one of my favorite VNs I've ever played <3 keep up the good work!!