Took me almost a whole day to finish, but it was totally worth it! This game is super funny and I usually don't have the patience for this sort of thing but it was funny enough that even the repetition was tolerable and it was surprisingly emotional at some points! I love the fake crash scene so much, too, it was very creative.
SO CUTE the game is! I love netas, characters, and the whole story. It even lets me comprehend daddy fetish for the first time, Jiji is so lovely. Of course Etuji is best.
A little disappointing point is that I expected bad end would come out to be like Etuji couldn't make it through Gesshin’s kick, for not hearing the magic word from his boyfriend or something like that. I mean, come on, after all the shits our hero had done, Etuji still thought the relationship as an entertainment for him, just because of the lack of confession? It's kind of confusing, compared with humorous mrgrgr ends before.
Anyway, it certainly brought me a good night. I had had a long time not laughing like that while playing games. Thank you!
One Question, The making out scene is a fake crash screen on porpouse or it´s just that the game didn´t loaded correctly?? Because if it is on porpouse...1, How dare you making me spend hours to that and 2, GENIUS XD, it is funny ng
OML THIS GAME IS AMAZING< THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST SOUP I’VE EVER HAD! whiile I wish there was a save feature I think this game is INCREDIBLE, also man boobies for the win! ´ ▽ ` )b
took me 34 attempts but i made it to the good end! very cute and silly <3 lets get an F in the chat for all the protagonists who died along the way. quantum immortality ammiright
Okay to finish this game I had to spend over 5 hours.. dying! LMAO. It was funny experience tbh so I regret nothing. I got ALL the endings and it was worth it. I was making notes through the game and basically memorized the choices.. Anyway... I LOVED IT.
I probably spend 7 hours on this constantly dying and then taking around 3 mins to come back just to get the bad ending.. I gave up.. 😟💦💦 it was a fun concept though. Very unpredictable.
If you're having trouble getting the good ending it all comes down to one choice you make- which is the option to say "I love you" (I believe) Instead of staying silent- But you want to stay silent for all the other ones! Every other choice is to not get punched and you should get the good end!
CRYING AOMG (spoilers) I got to the Good End and was about to twiddle Etsuji's fiddlesticks AND WAS INTERUPPETED midway through by an odd message about how the game was 16+ anddd idk if that was intentional or not but there was a great deal of screaming into my pillow and flailing. I love this game and all its characters SO FUCKING MUCH I could LITERALLY DIE they're so amazing and funny and AAAGHHH I want to put Etsuji AKA Boobsy McGee in a snowglobe and shake him around
BASTAA LA HISTORIA ES MUY BUENA, ME ENCANTO COMO ETSU INTENTA SER RUDO PERO AL FINAL ES MAS LINDO QUE NADA 😭. ES EL MEJOR JUEGO DE CITAS QUE EH JUGADO EN MI VIDA. APARTE DIOS QUE TETOTAS DE LOS PERSONAJES HGSGJADHASJG
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WORST DATING SIM??? THIS WAS THE CUTEST SHIT I'VE EVER PLAYED
Genuinely though, this barely read like a shitpost. What shitposty jokes there were felt average for a dating sim of this caliber and the story is so good that even if I hated them (WHICH I DON'T) I could ignore them.
I couldn't even be particularly angry about the no save feature considering there's only two true endings AND a fast skip feature. I rarely play using saves anyway.
The story was adorable, and I LOVED Etsuji SO SO MUCH.
I'm definitely following so I can see what you come up with in the future!! You're awesome and I hope I get to play more of your cool games
this is golden, ohmygod i'm crying, the story is so cute and wholesome and the ending ! tears. thank you - can't believe i've just found my actual husband
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this game made me want to die 10000/10
false advertising, i thought this was gonna be the worst dating sim but it was actually the best <3 aaAAAH i was so invested
I died more than 69 times,and still got the good ending! DELICIOUS, WOULD DEVOUR AGAIN
That was fucking amazing... so much more than just man titties. 1,000/10
Fucking hilarious. 10/10.
does anyone know any games like this?
if i had a dollar for each time i got punched and died, id be able to feed him all year. which isn't a lot, but wait it IS a lot. shit.
adorable!!!!!!!! insanely CUTE
Edit: oh my god. This game is so troll. More troll than you're going to expect. 10/10
this had so much lore that I was clearly not prepared for
I think this game should rename as Best dating sim. It's fucking great dammit.
I sure love MY FUCKING RESTAURANT!! 😭 Honestly I liked getting beaten
It's crazy how good this is wtf.
I just downloaded it because big tiddies. I did NOT expect the lore to go this hard.
All of the characters are really likable. The lore is pretty great.
You might fail 50 times, but it's really worth it.
The only thing I would change about this is to give Gesshin and Megu a little more story in the good ending.
this is a really good game thank you ,,, ,, ,,,
It took like 2 day to complete because I lose like 132 times, but it worth. Etsuji is so cute and weird, thats makes him better.
All I know is Bronilla best character.
Worst dating sim you mean best dating sim. Big tiddies game 10/5.
Edit : Forgot to mention,despite this is a gay dating sim (?) and I am a girl, I enjoy it very much.
u should tooootally tell me the answers (IVE DIED SO MUCH HELP)
probably you just ended the game at this point since, but here's the answers if you still want them.
There's the number of the answer, the text of the answer and the position.
1 - Maybe I should cave your face in! (2 option)
2 - Could you go away? (Last option)
3 - Do you want a dog treat too? (first option)
4 - There's a stray cat behind you! (2 option)
5 - Do you want to watch animal planet? (Last option)
6 - Stop crying! (first option)
7 - Girls? (2 option)
8 - Are you gay? (Last option)
9 - To the park? (2 option)
10 - free choice
11 - Yakitori (last option)
12 - I want to be bros! (first option)
13 - No (second option)
14 - Depends (last option)
15 - Killer whales (last option)
16 - C19H29802 (Testosterone - last option)
17 - Yes (any option)
18 - 18 (last option)
19 - punch with your best (first option)
20 - attack thug B and Etsuji will attack thug A
21 - free choice
22 - silence (last option)
23 - I love you! (first option)
24 - I'm not sure (last option)
25 - free choice
26 - Do you want headpats? (first option)
27 - Where's Vanilla?
28 - You look super cool! (last option)
29 - free choice
30 - free choice
31 - I got caught up thinking about Vanilla (third option)
32 - Us false dating! (second option)
33 - Cute (last option)
34 - free choice
35 - Cats (last option)
36 - She's so chunky (second option)
37 - Grab a fish from the river (first option)
38 - I love you (only option)
I hope it helps you or something.
Took me almost a whole day to finish, but it was totally worth it! This game is super funny and I usually don't have the patience for this sort of thing but it was funny enough that even the repetition was tolerable and it was surprisingly emotional at some points! I love the fake crash scene so much, too, it was very creative.
I do not have to patience for this but it's great 😭
WORST? WORST DATING SIM???? EXCUSE ME????????
SO CUTE the game is! I love netas, characters, and the whole story. It even lets me comprehend daddy fetish for the first time, Jiji is so lovely. Of course Etuji is best.
A little disappointing point is that I expected bad end would come out to be like Etuji couldn't make it through Gesshin’s kick, for not hearing the magic word from his boyfriend or something like that. I mean, come on, after all the shits our hero had done, Etuji still thought the relationship as an entertainment for him, just because of the lack of confession? It's kind of confusing, compared with humorous mrgrgr ends before.
Anyway, it certainly brought me a good night. I had had a long time not laughing like that while playing games. Thank you!
THIS GAME IS SO GOOD OMG THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS MASTERPIECE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE EVERY DETAIL OF IT, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER PLAYED <3
AI CABRON TREMENDAS TETAS TIENEN TREMENDO JUEGO
I love giant male bozongas 10/1
bawlings my eyes out
took me hours to avoid get smashed
ISTG THIS IS THE BEST DATING SIM I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE!! JUST A LIL PATIENCE WILL GET YOU THERE AND IT'S DAMN WORTH IT!!!!
One Question, The making out scene is a fake crash screen on porpouse or it´s just that the game didn´t loaded correctly?? Because if it is on porpouse...1, How dare you making me spend hours to that and 2, GENIUS XD, it is funny ng
OML THIS GAME IS AMAZING< THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST SOUP I’VE EVER HAD! whiile I wish there was a save feature I think this game is INCREDIBLE, also man boobies for the win! ´ ▽ ` )b
This game started to frustrate the hell out of me. But I kept at it and I was NOT expecting the feels. Really love the art style and characters.
took me 34 attempts but i made it to the good end! very cute and silly <3 lets get an F in the chat for all the protagonists who died along the way. quantum immortality ammiright
i played this game with a friend and honestly, we had a blast!! i haven't laughed this much in quite some time!!
Okay to finish this game I had to spend over 5 hours.. dying! LMAO. It was funny experience tbh so I regret nothing. I got ALL the endings and it was worth it. I was making notes through the game and basically memorized the choices.. Anyway... I LOVED IT.
I probably spend 7 hours on this constantly dying and then taking around 3 mins to come back just to get the bad ending.. I gave up.. 😟💦💦 it was a fun concept though. Very unpredictable.
If you're having trouble getting the good ending it all comes down to one choice you make- which is the option to say "I love you" (I believe) Instead of staying silent- But you want to stay silent for all the other ones! Every other choice is to not get punched and you should get the good end!
OH TSYM idk why i assumed i would die if I picked that option but ty for taking the time to give me advice!!
OFC! I literally had the same issue and watched a long playthrough only to realize it was that one choice- I'm glad I saved you from that lolz
bitch dont hit me
why does he kinda look like mechamaru nidai from danganronpa
OMG the good ending I love it so much 😳 Why does every character in this game have big chest 😅😅 I love it though 👁️👁️
CRYING AOMG (spoilers) I got to the Good End and was about to twiddle Etsuji's fiddlesticks AND WAS INTERUPPETED midway through by an odd message about how the game was 16+ anddd idk if that was intentional or not but there was a great deal of screaming into my pillow and flailing. I love this game and all its characters SO FUCKING MUCH I could LITERALLY DIE they're so amazing and funny and AAAGHHH I want to put Etsuji AKA Boobsy McGee in a snowglobe and shake him around
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Yes
BASTAA LA HISTORIA ES MUY BUENA, ME ENCANTO COMO ETSU INTENTA SER RUDO PERO AL FINAL ES MAS LINDO QUE NADA 😭. ES EL MEJOR JUEGO DE CITAS QUE EH JUGADO EN MI VIDA. APARTE DIOS QUE TETOTAS DE LOS PERSONAJES HGSGJADHASJG
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WORST DATING SIM??? THIS WAS THE CUTEST SHIT I'VE EVER PLAYED
Genuinely though, this barely read like a shitpost. What shitposty jokes there were felt average for a dating sim of this caliber and the story is so good that even if I hated them (WHICH I DON'T) I could ignore them.
I couldn't even be particularly angry about the no save feature considering there's only two true endings AND a fast skip feature. I rarely play using saves anyway.
The story was adorable, and I LOVED Etsuji SO SO MUCH.
I'm definitely following so I can see what you come up with in the future!! You're awesome and I hope I get to play more of your cool games
this is golden, ohmygod i'm crying, the story is so cute and wholesome and the ending ! tears. thank you - can't believe i've just found my actual husband
bro i love this dating sim so much tbh i kinda cry in some point you'll understand if you plaed the game five stars
oh my gosh that was ridiculous. I loved it.