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WORST DATING SIM
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At the "sex scene", i thought the game crashed, thanks for giving me a mini heart attack. Also the fact that there are NO save mechanics is annoying and i had to use a walkthrough so i wont start from the beginning.
as a teen this game made me realize I was a mlm trans dude
wish it was nsfw tho :>
It literally took me over an hour to do this lol, but I love it! I got the bad ending first and it made me sad cause i spent so much time, but then I figured out how to get the good ending! Though now i just go in and pick answers just to see the reaction of it.
Etsu always makes my heart skip a beat. love it!
THIS WAS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost my mind many times because I had to start from the beginning but this was truly a really enjoyable game to play.
I had a really good time playing through it, shitpost or not! And loved the art, and the fact that the characters don't confess their love and promise eternity together over on night (okay it didn't even take a month but that's quite a high standard for the genre!).
Its an amazing game but idk how to get the good ending where he doesn't reject you at the end. :p
this was so funny and sweet and the story got me super invested and it had a lot of bara titties 10/10 legendary
A-are you sure this is a shitpost?
I am amazed to which I thought what was going to be a shitpost, was a great fucking dating sim. I loved the references to persona with Specialist, ace attorney with the goddamn audio and the OBJECTION. The puns with their names, like Jiji (old man) or Mochi, hell even the protagonist's name means protagonist/main character. Eat pant shirt was... interesting to say the least... I love the bara looking artstyle and the simplicity just makes it stand out from the background, but somehow blends it in at the same time. I somehow enjoyed losing, but that's just me being weird. I love this game and definitely played it more times. 10/10, if this is shitposting then your serious work must be amazing.
i love this game <3, i can't waiting for the next update
dont remember if i commented before, but oh my god this is my favorite game youre so cool op thank you for your work
If this is your idea of a shitpost I NEED to see your serious work! This was awesome! It took me 26 tries to make it all the way to the end but that barely took away from my enjoyment! I seriously loved how this game was super funny but also got dark in some moments without it feeling forced! When you finish everything up you can charge serious money for this! You could probably charge money for it now! Great work! (Ps I love the eat pant shirt!)
Finally played it all! Wow... this was seriously something else! "The Worst"? More like "One of the absolute best"! You bet I hope that you will work on a lot more content. Do you happen to have a Patreon accoun or something else, so I can support you?
PS: Thanks a ton for not being dead, yet~ ;D
i wish android can play this game 😌
First, try the app joiplay that you can find on my profile to see if it is compatible. In case it wont work follow this link. https://forum.sbenny.com/threads/worst-dating-sim-android-port.29142/I know this will work, because I tested it myself.
While I hated the not being able to save part, the good ending made it worth it. When you were finding out certain things and when it got a bit emotional, I was like ahhhhh! You may have made this as a shitpost dating sim, but I loved it a lot. I hope you keep on working on it. I want to be able to date Mochi and Gesshin lol.
This is probably the best game I've found on itch add stuff or don't either way its perfect in my book! even with the whole not saving thing tbh it made it funner to put a number at the end of your name to track your fails
only flaw is that you have to keep entering your name when you start..
The title of this game is a lie! This is the first and only game I willingly attempted to complete despite the fact that it doesn't have a save mechanic. This game is both cute and amazing! I have played a ton of dating games and none will ever compare to this masterpiece! I love it so MUCH!!!!!
Great game, hope in the next update where we can see the characters in colors not in white and black and please can you make a save file section? Because if i make a bad choice we have to restart the whole game from zero. And more facial hair.
I have all the correct choices memorized. That's how much I screwed up the choices as I went. LOL
I had fun, and it absolutely is not the worst dating sim. In fact, as I went through the choices I laughed at the reasons why the others were wrong and what happened last time I picked it. It was an enjoyable playthrough for me.
I this going to be available in Android in the future updates?
It's very very tedious because there is no way to save game. So unless you run out of VNs to play it's better to give this one a miss.
I'd wish there was a save option menu and that Jikkanji was a romanceable/dateable route... He's such a warm joyful man. Plus those huge pecs (Drooling)...
Hey, I found an Android port. Can I post the link here?
Let me tell you, the game is fucking amazing!! I laugh a lot playing it, but it's not total bs, because the characters have to deal with heavy topics. I like it greatly. Hopefully you'll be able to make another, interesting game such as this or work on it more.
But is it free? Hehe i just wanna play it
It is not, but it's cheap. You have to register an account on this website https://forum.sbenny.com/threads/worst-dating-sim-android-port.29142/ and pay 5$ for 3000 sbenny cash. The game costs only 50. On the same website you can also get Winds of Change for android etc.
I did it and it worked really well.
I honestly disagree with the title. This is one of the best dating sims I've ever played! Sure, I had to watch a walkthrough to not get punched so many times... But still! It's amazing!
Aww No Android.. T-T
I found a website with an android port, but it's not free and there's no save function....
Hi Resbach Sorry I didn't get the massage but can you send the link thank you!
Sure! But as you will see you can't just download it straight away... https://forum.sbenny.com/threads/worst-dating-sim-android-port.29142/#post-57195...
THANK YOU SORRY FOR LATE REPLY!!
I had to make my account and I will also wait until tomorrow to get my free SB Points/Coins Thank You So Much! :D
Ah- I died so many times on this but, in the end- It was so worth it! I not only fell in love with Etsuji but also with all the other characters! :D 10/10, amazing characters and a wonderful storyline that honestly had me crying happy tears at the end of the good ending (I sadly got the bad end first). I can't wait for the rest of the updates or any new games coming up from here. Keep up the amazing work and thank you for blessing me with such a awesome game! :D
Holy WOW! This is an amazing game! I had really low expectations and I have been WOWed by how awesome this ended up being. The characters are deeply writen and the story line is simple enough to follow with a humourous and light tone. The lack of saving system adds a lot this game and while it was frusturating at times, it really made you think about Etsuji's character.
Anyway, all that's to say is I loved this game. :)
ah how much I died lol
This game is far from the simple thing it appears to be! It was a wonderful experience, and leaves you just as fulfilled as in need of more!
i cant believe i finished the game, that was really good and i cried twice. i honesty thought thought it would be a lighthearted short game but damn.
Will there be an android version?
would really want that too!
We can only hope
I found an android port, but the game doesn't have a save function, which is really bad.
I just started playing the game and it's really fun! I like the chars and the story.. too bad there is no save state, but maybe that's what makes this game special?
Despite being a "shitpost dating sim", this is one of the funniest best dating sims I've seen. It really would be awesome if there were updates in the future. Nice Ace Attourney reference.
Kay, finished the game first with the bad end then with the good end (didn't take long to figure out what I needed to change). The good end is hilarious...
I really hope you're not dead and will come around to add to the game at some point. 3;
I'm another +1 for a Mochi route, and save function. If you're not planning to come back to it, it'd be awesome if you could give someone the source materials to continue it instead.